Condi has a new reason for some retail therapy.  Via Editor and Publisher:

A few months ago, she decided to write an opinion piece about Lebanon. She enlisted John Chambers, chief executive officer of Cisco Systems as a co-author, and they wrote about public/private partnerships and how they might be of use in rebuilding Lebanon after last summer's war. No one would publish it.

Think about that. Every one of the major newspapers approached refused to publish an essay by the secretary of state. Price Floyd, who was the State Department's director of media affairs until recently, recalls that it was sent to the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times and perhaps other papers before the department finally tried a foreign publication, the Financial Times of London, which also turned it down.

As a last-ditch strategy, the State Department briefly considered translating the article into Arabic and trying a Lebanese paper. But finally they just gave up. "I kept hearing the same thing: 'There's no news in this.' " Floyd said. The piece, he said, was littered with glowing references to President Bush's wise leadership. "It read like a campaign document."

Say it with me:  "awwwwwwwwwwww."  Is it me, or does this have Karen Hughes big footprints all over this latest Condi-failure as well?  From the Administration that has brought us a vast safe-haven for al qaeda in Pakistan -- where we now plan on dumping $750 million in bribe money in aid money with little to no oversight whatsoever on how it will be spent.  And we are handing this money to the very tribal groups that support the Taliban and al qaeda, and pose a very real threat to a takeover of the Pakistani government.  (You know, the nation next to India and Afghanstan with nuclear weapons which said militants would then control?)

Just when you think things cannot get more inane.  It is no wonder that the foreign policy establishment is looking beyond Rice and the Bush Administration's tenure for any progress.    Heckuva job, Condi.  But Barney's does have a lovely Miu Miu satin ankle strap on sale to salve your bruised ego...I'm just saying...

(This YouTube parody of Condi just cracked me up.  Enjoy.)