
It took me a second to realize what was so weird about this picture of Paris Hilton leaving court today.
She was then ordered to report to a women's jail in suburban Lynwood by the set date or face 90 days behind bars. The judge's ruling excluded her from paying to serve time in a jail of her choice, as some are allowed.
That irritating little self-satisfied smirk of hers is gone. Wiped clean away with one bang of the gavel. I was starting to think she'd had it tattooed on by some Beverly Hills plastic surgeon.
In the words that an agent of the Georgia Department of Corrections said to a former friend of mine when he'd had enough of listening to her wail and cry on the phone to her lawyer upon her arrest for drunk driving, "Your time is up, Little White Princess."
*click*
It's like I said in the previous thread:
You know both her folks are screaming into their Blackberries right now at lawyers who are patiently explaining over and over that the judge was perfectly within his rights and they can’t appeal post sentencing and blah blah blah and Kathy and Rick aren’t hearing a word of it.
“God DAMN it, Stan, can’t she just pay a fine or something? She’s my little girl! It was a minor fucking offense!”
Bourgeois pigs. It’s good for them to run up hard on something they can’t bully and sleaze their way out of.
Now. Let's look at another famous Monster of Entitlement:

(You-know-who and the last supporter of the Iraq War.)
I can only hope that the next few months are going to bring similar smirk-wiping moments for a certain overgrown toddler we all know. I like to think that Paris Hilton's accountability moment is part of a larger societal trend, an end to impunity for the arrogant and high-handed. It's like Jane says, "Accountability is the new black. And every day is Fitzmas."
Mmmm. Accountability. No more, "I take full responsibility" and then walking away from the microphone and not looking back. No more loopholes and evasions for Condi or Karl or Gone-zales, Grover or Kristol or Krauthammer. Nope.
Hang on to your Good'n'Plenty's gang. It's Karmageddon!
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Zed?
Um…zed?
I wasn’t even trying!!! Honest Lolo!!!
Paris Hilton is the white Ivory Latta. They are the two most annoying women to ever walk the planet.
Hats off to you, CTuttle — for the zed AND the question mark.
Definately, Did Not look like a smirk to me!!!
CT, did you let those downstairs know about the new post?
Well, balls. I screwed up. This post wasn’t supposed to go up for another half hour.
What kind of wonderful karma-laden fuckery is this?!?!
mrsmarks @ 4
Thanx, MM, I really wasn’t trying, ooh I have two Zeds notched on my Bed Post!!! ;) Oh, I almost forgot, TRex!!!
Suzanne @ 6
I’m sorry Ma’am I didn’t, I really did stumble into this one!!! *g*
EvilDrPuma @ 8
Sux to be Ya!!! ;P
So go do so, CT, time’s a’wasting!
No ☼ Ζ Ш D ☼
TRex @ 7
Did I mention? TRex!!!
MMMM. Raising a glass in favor of smirk-wiping moments!
CTuttle @ 9
I was surprised by the empty thread myself. Just got home. Had to go to a birthday party (and there’s an age alert — I HAD to go instead of wanted to) came home and checked up on the Lake and, wonder of wonders, a brand new thread with silence. Oof!
CTuttle @ 3
Standing on chair clapping Congratulations!
Suzanne @ 12
Aah, Wilco!!!
TRex did you post early just to keep lolo from getting another zed?
CTuttle @ 3
OOO lolo’s gonna be pissed!!!
hey all. What did Paris get popped for? Ever since I got these 2 fucking jobs I’m completely out of the loop.
btw, love ya TRex (and I’m single)
Texas Betsy @ 20
No, I posted early because I must have left out a step when I was putting it into the timer.
Wil @ 22
Oh, yeah? Where do you live? Are you cute?
Hey TRex - I had a rough work week. This pic of Paris being lead out of court - when we know she is going to jail made my freaking weekend. Thank you master.
lolo @ 18
I thought you were Johnny on the Spot!!! OT, Suzanne; “Mission Accomplished” albeit, belatedly!!!
Are the editors of the New Republic really as stupid as the shit they write?
Moebius people (heads so far up their asses that they come back out through their own mouths).
Helen @ 25
Pffffft. I’m nobody’s master. Too much responsibility.
TRex @ 23
I like conspiracies!!! LOL!!!
Wil @ 22
Basically, ignoring every single part of the penalty for her previous drunk driving arrests.
Thanks, CT - get the zed, let downstairs know there is a new thread.
burnspbesq @ 27
I think that’s called a Klein (sp?) Bottle.
Wil @ 21
Driving with a suspended license. BTW, it’s currently the lead story at cnn.com. ‘Cause, ya know, nothing else of any import is happening in the world.
Helen @ 21
Snicker, Snicker!!!
burnspbesq @ 27
Yes.
This has been another edition of Simple Answers to Simple Questions.
mrsmarks @ 17
and you didn’t get the zed, why?
Further to the Washington Post fuckery [Democrats momentum is stalling] I posted the following comment:
So Jon Kyl thinks the Democrats will have trouble if they can’t get past GOP obstruction. He’s certainly what I’d call an unbiased observer.
Do you guys simply retype the Republican press releases, or do you take a few minutes to reowrd them as well?
CTuttle — do you like participating in conspiracies or just contemplating and discussing them?
mrsmarks @ 33
Yet another reason she deserves jail time - all the news time wasted on her privileged, skanky ass.
Wil @ 22
Wil you have been missed. How are the jobs working out? So much drama for you to catch up on. Good thing it is the wee
Couldn’t believe it was there for the taking!
DrDick @ 39
Hey, let’s send all the cable news bigwigs to join her!
Wil >
Driving on a suspended (wich was suspended for driving under the influence)
“History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.” - Edward Gibbon
EvilDrPuma @ 42
Now there is a delightful thought.
T-Rex!
Surely you don’t think Mlle. is going to set foot in a plebian facility? Even if she winds up being tortured, I’ve a feeling there will be comfy chairs and soft cushions involved.
mrsmarks @ 33
Nothing else? So we won in Iraq and all out troops are home, safe and sound. Good to hear. /sarcasm. I hate having jobs, I miss my 10-12/day at the lake
DrDick @ 39
mrsmarks @ 33
Wil @ 21
Can we send away the “news” editors/directors as accomplices?
Karmageddon
lol - i like that
lolo @ 40
how did that happen? Any how good thing it is the weekend or do you have to work?
litbrit @ 45
But no-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
I like your voice, TRex. It’s got that bluesy quality that is my favorite sound.
I’ll download a song or two when I get my shiny new Vista computer figured out. I upgraded from a Windows 98 old jalopy so it might take awhile. I hate change.
Who’s she with? That’s not Howard Weitzman, her lawyer. I say Free Paris.
litbrit @ 45
Nope. She asked to be sent to the rich people’s jail. The judge sez she gets to hang out with the commoners.
Please consider this the do not quote comment comment. Look before pressing the quote this comment button. If there is already a quoted comment inside, or even worse, a link, please do not use that button.
It can and will bust the margins and that can and will lead to cranky mods. Cranky mods are not a good thing :)
TRex @ 24
I can vouch for the fact that he is the sweetest. Hey wil are you a cutie too?
Wil @ 45
Oh, honey. We’ve won Iraq, conquered Iran, demolished North Korea and sent oilocracy — oops, I mean, democracy — flourishing throuhgout the world.
Didn’t Bill O’Reilly tell you?
carolyn13 @ 51
Good luck. Latest reports have it that Vista is buggy as hell. Even worse than the usual Windows “rush it into production before we debug” offerings. This is why I always wait a whiel before upgrading my operating system Helps that my son is a sys op and lets me know when it is safe top do so.
Hey Trex, who is Dubya flipping off? Where did you find the pic?
mrsmarks@41
I am assuming you are a girl - because of the mrs thing. If you are a boy I would say “WEENIE” With much love, of course.
Paris is on probation for DUI which was pled down to reckless driving. Her license was suspended as a condition of that probation.
She got caught driving TWICE on a suspended license. Did not sign up for substance abuse classes as was court ordered.
lolo @ 58
Google image search. I’m not sure about the context here.
Karmageddon !
- You don’t know how funny that is to a yoga guy. *g*
TRex is the King of Snark (Late Nite or otherwise).
Helen @ 58
Thanks. As to the weenie thing, probably last vestiges of Catholic upbringing! (Always allow others to go first, young lady…)
how did that happen? Any how good thing it is the weekend or do you have to work?
Thank lolo, they are going pretty good. I got hired on as a real employee (I’ve been a temp) at the law firm as of the 16th of this month, YEE HAW! health insurance.
As for those weekend things you mention, I seem to remember them, but I bartend/barback/cocktail/door/bounce at a gay bar on the fri/sat. Worked 6 straight weeks and counting
carolyn13 @ 51
I think you have to have at least a Gig of memory for Vista. Did you upgrade that also?
litbrit @ 45
Oh no! Not the comfy chair!
(I see I’m not the only one with “Spanish Inquisition” flashbacks.)
Re: The Smirk –
I predict the day will come when — thanks to Junior and others like the Little White Princess — the very existence of a smirk on someone’s face will lead others to look on with great suspicion.
Straightforwardness and sincerity will make a comeback in “pop culture.”
(And no — I don’t think this is just wishful thinking. The sea change beginning now and turning soon into a tsunami will entail great impatience with anything that smacks of haughtiness and unearned arrogance.)
Speaking of Karma…
“The inaudible and noiseless foot of Time” - William Shakespeare
TRex @ 61
The finger looks just a bit Photoshopped to me. But you know that’s what he was thinking.
DrDick @ 57
Vista is an absolute monster and so much free trial stuff is preloaded from it and HP, my screaming machine isn’t much faster than my old worn out system. I had to do it though - I was riding on the axles down the information superhighway.
mrsmarks@56
The last I heard from O’Reilly he was trying to have Rosie sent to Gitmo
Well, just look at that pic of La Hilton. You know she’s in serious mode because she’s wearing three layers of clothing up top, and she’s only got two or three buttoms undone.
Christ, she might as well be wearing a space suit, relatively speaking.
mrsmarks @ 71
Good point.
Wil @ 69
He’s a busy, busy boy.
mrsmarks @ 71
It is rather uncharacteristically demure, isn’t it? Just think how she will look in jumpsuit orange.
DrDick @ 74
But will they make her wear panties?
Mrs. K8 @ 66
MrsK8 How are you? Nice to see you back. How are you feeling?
Speaking of Vista –
Because we in our house can foresee the day when the Monster from Redmond will refuse to provide any more support to W2K (thus forcing everyone to “upgrade” whether they want to or not) we’re taking early preemptive action –
Starting to learn Linux (Ubuntu version for now).
And Mr. K8 is going to be gradually introducing Linux into his work computing environment as well.
Take that, MicroPigs!
TRex!
DrDick @ 73: If possible, she will take her cue from Martha and emerge from prison…
Better! Stronger! Faster!
lolo @ 65
Yeah, I’ve got a gig and room for more. I think I’m going to have to add memory sooner than I thought I would though.
Wil,
You’re in NM, right? Here’s a blog you might like:
link
Lots of good NM political blogs listed there too, but this post is about music.
This come up at all today?
40% Of Troops In Iraq Support Some Torture
Mrs. K8 >
Knowing one unixlike OS is a doorway to all the others. Great move !
“The day Microsoft makes something that doesn’t suck will be the day they start making vacuum cleaners.” - gpirujo@ciudad.com.ar
Wil @ 64
Thank lolo, they are going pretty good. I got hired on as a real employee (I’ve been a temp) at the law firm as of the 16th of this month, YEE HAW! health insurance.
As for those weekend things you mention, I seem to remember them, but I bartend/barback/cocktail/door/bounce at a gay bar on the fri/sat. Worked 6 straight weeks and counting
Do you live in CA?
mrsmarks @ 79
My personal bet is on dumber, more superficial, and totally unrepentant.
Texas Betsy @ 82
Things like this strain my willingness to support the troops.
Hi Helen! Smooches and hugs to you and all the Pups!
Am doing physically OK. We had in our house some good bit of emotional upset these past few weeks, however, which kept me from posting (and from much of lots else I enjoy as well)…I was reluctant to post lest I blubber all over my keyboard and all over the wonderful thread content here.
Maybe it’s OK to ask for good thoughts and/or prayer (whatever works best) even if I don’t talk about the situation?
At any rate, things may be looking better soon, so I felt like dropping in again, as the crying jags have subsided.
I missed you all dearly, however!!!!
Texas Betsy @ 82
Yeah, I saw that. Pretty damned disturbing. What can I say, a fish rots from the head, but it quickly spreads to the tail.
DrDick @ 85
I’m going to guess that she does learn that there is a time and a place for underwear, though.
DrDick @ 84
Aw, but she’ll have so much rich experience to talk about after with Katie Couric, E! and People magazine!
EvilDrPuma @ 89
Either that, or some of her cellmates will teach her.
EvilDrPuma @ 86
Ummmm. I think THESE troops probably reflect what they are told, taught, and ordered. Not to mention the examples set for them and the TV show 24. I want to know more from troops coming home before I decide one way or the other.
Bedtime for me. See ya later.
EvilDrPuma @ 93
Night night Dr. Evil
I know it is OT … but what kind of wanker is David Brooks .. with this tripe:
http://select.nytimes.com/2007.....rooks.html
He’s sticking up for Wolfowitz .. Brooks is a disgusting himan being .. a notch below Wolfowitz
EvilDrPuma @ 93
Sleep well.
Texas Betsy @ 92
I agree. I have had a lot of friends who are combat vets (Viet Nam). These are inexperienced young people in a hostile and morally ambiguous environment. It is the role of the officers to set an example and ensure that their troops do not cross the line.
Mrs. K8,
You’re missed.
EvilDrPuma @ 93
Night, Evil Doc. I’m not far behind you.
Thanks for the link Margot, I’ve read some of his stuff, not too bad.
lolo I live in Albuquerque, why do you ask (hoping it makes TRex jealous)
So, you guys, I’ve started reading Little Dorritt, so I may be bugging out of here a little early tonight.
White Women in Prison:
Ohhh This has movie of the week all over it!
Fade in.
Women in the the prison shower.
Two women chatting about how they were totally excited that Paris Hilton was in their jail and maybe they will get to meet her.
Cut to figure silhouetted in doorway.
Paris Hilton is looking down and is horrified at the condition of the shower room floor. She is on the verge of tears.
The shower room goes quiet. Only sound is running water.
A well proportioned black woman walks over to her, reaches out her hand and quietly says.
Shaneequa: “It’s okay sweetie we won’t bite.”
Instead of taking her comment as a lifeline,
Paris jerks back as if hit.
Paris: “Don’t TOUCH ME! Don’t ANY OF YOU PEOPLE TOUCH ME! *I* don’t belong here with you, you criminals!”
Shaneequa: (The woman who reached out to Paris)
Well excuse me Miss Priss, I don’t belong here either, but that doesn’t mean I act like a Bitch to people I don’t know. Just because we are in prison doesn’t mean we are bad people. There is no call for you to be rude to us.
Paris bursts in to tears. She collapses into a heap on the floor sobbing.
Paris: “I wanna go home. I miss my doggie.”
—–
What will happen next? Will Paris reach out and be transformed by her relationship with Shaneequa?
Will the other inmates be wooed by her celebrity or will they stand with Shaneequa against the short timer interloper?
How many personal items will the inmates trade Paris in exchange for hard cash? Tune in next week for
Paris in the Iron Bar Hotel!
Here is an ugly one:
Kids breathing pollutants on aging buses
My gosh, Spocko. How vivid.
I think I see a shanking in the future plot twists.
Paris: “Don’t TOUCH ME! Don’t ANY OF YOU PEOPLE TOUCH ME! *I* don’t belong here with you, you criminals!”
Didn’t Karl rove just make a similar statement?
Eet looks like eet ees time for another installment of Debs Behind Bars.
so.
It didn’t help Paris that arrived 10 minutes late to the hearing. I suppose being late isn’t fashionable anymore.
Margot @ 98
Margot –
When my heart hurts, such a statement by you helps more than you know. Thank you.
And I’ll never abandon this site, in spite of sometimes dropping out of sight when it can’t be helped. You and this whole Firepup community are of such immeasurable precious worth!
11/7 changed everything
Texas Betsy @ 103
Yeah. When I lived in Chicago there were a bunch of stories about conditions in some of the public schools (all in poor black and Hispanic neighborhoods, imagine that), where they had problems with asbestos, peeling lead paint, mold, and God knows what else. I think this kind of thing is a condemnation of our country.
Mrs. K8 @ 77
Next one’s gonna be a Mac. So there.
Joe Klein’s conscience @ 94
And he’s now been BUMPED from Thursday/Sunday schedule to Tuesday/Friday.
http://www.nytimes.com/ref/opi.....ed.html?hp
I’m not sure about the readership numbers, but gut says not a good thing.
MoDo and Friedman Unit are also losing their Sunday berths. She’s being sent to Friday. He to Saturday.
DrDick @ 110
I taught in East Harlem about 10 years ago and the air quality in some of our classrooms was absolutely criminal.
Oh, fine, the vulcan just went and imagined eet all for joo.
A leetle on the rated G side for me, but eh…
I guess my cutting and pasting weel be for naught.
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