Warning: video contains mature subject matter.
I've yet to weigh in on the outrage - the OUTRAGE!! - of all the foul, uncivil language coming from the political left online. May I refer you to The Editors?:
It has come to our attention that left-leaning bloggers use more naughty words than wingnut bloggers. This is just the latest evidence that liberals are incivil and unserious, and it explains why everyone who counts should continue to ignore them, and focus instead on writing more love notes to right-wing psychopaths. Because that’s what happens when somebody cusses.
They then offer a style guide to help promote more civility among left leaning writers at a loss for word substitutes:
That's just an excerpt. Go on over to The Poor Man Institute for the full style guide.
The party's over folks. No more f-bombs.
Tonight is our last night before we break out the mouth soap. However, for the comments tonight, go right ahead: talk dirty to me.
It's your last chance!
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FUCK!
“well, I never….”
whoa!! lol - we can no longer use naughty words - well i’ll be good goddamned!! fuck the silly-ass motherfuckers!
Trex
Trex !
The Burning Question of the Day: Is Ann Coulter pre or post-op?
WOW!
rectum? no, I clobbered him!
what’s wrong with: shot, dock, butch, pomp, and batt?
mustang @ 6
you should preface that with: IANAL
mealymouthed crotch pheasant
tits up !
SMEGMA!
Darn gosh golly. Eh, more my style anyway.
I am so tired of people telling me how to talk.
Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck.
So there. :P
Pach
I am just shocked - shocked and clutching my pearls - at the thought of a bar of soap and my mouth.
This video makes me laugh my ass off.
What? I can’t swear anymore? After what Ann Coulter said on Friday?
Fuck that sideways with a hand-mixer.
I totally love that video - hilarious!
punaise @ 2
well, I don’t often enough
Was that Ann Coulter calling in on the video?
UptownNYChick @ 19
Hah!
UptownNYChick @ 20
I worry about it. Toys or penis?
Nope. Not going to happen. I am not going to sanitize my thoughts and my speech any more than I already have for the last six miserable f*cking years.
I personally find the blatant racism, sexism and homophobia and calls for intolerance and violence at right-wing sites to be the worst kind of obscenity. Treating humans like animals is far worse than any vulgar language.
There are far more evil things on this earth than the word f*ck. Attacking our language is only another attempt to reframe the argument away from their gross failure.
The fucking words have power BECAUSE they’re considered obscene and damn it, I’m going to use whatever word I fucking please to make my point.
Wow! I really do get pissed off when people talk about cleaning up my language.
- Liss, The Poster Formerly Known as DreamingCrow (TPFKAD)
rectum? Damn near killed him!
be patient gang if your comments hit moderation - our speed mod guru Lurking Mod is off tonight and we’re poor substitutes … esp for a topic like this!
LOL
and Pach … we’ll get you for this!
Really, I want to thank Ann Coulter. She has given a gift to our side with this latest outburst. A mitzvah. Any time people start to complain about how mean and vulgar us liberal bloggers are, all we have to do is point at her.
“You don’t like where the discourse has gone? Talk to Ann Coulter, not me. Talk to Rush Limbaugh. I’m just returning fire.”
And I think people should be asking all the Republicans at every campaign stop how they feel about her remarks. It’s time for us to use her against them. She’s the blow-up doll under their bed.
We could learn from Bill Donohue on this.
Fuck, Pach, you scared the shit out of me! I thought you were really going to, like, not let us use bad words anymore!
Pachacutec @
16
Careful, Pach. With your “ass off” that lends the area to infection by bacteria. You know, because FECES… you know, feces? Poo-Poo? Well, that comes down the chute and feces is loaded with bacteria…. and, well, then you have your “ass off” and the bacteria gets into that space, and then.. you have an abscess….
Siun @ 26
fuckfuckfuck
Pachacutec @ 31
ASSFUCKITTY FUCK ASSFUCKERI mean “rough anal sex”. Sorry.
www.Giveemhellharry.com is where you can sign up pretty quickly and write a note to harry reid about his decision to allow non democrat joe liebersuck whining republican tool to speak for democrats. I did and so did teddysanfran. lets give harry hell.
Jacqrat @ 29
I had absolutely no idea that such a thing could afflict a person. And I have not had what I would call a particularly sheltered life.
I think I could have happily gone to my grave never having heard the words “anal” and “abscess” in a sentence together. Brrrrr.
Pachacutec @ 30
Pach, and your little dog too (laughing wicked evil WWOTW laugh)
I was lurking at JOM the other day and they were saying awful things about Plamehouse and Jane. I was shocked since they constantly crib her work, I wish KO would make that jerk ‘Worst Person In The World.’ The nerve!
http://justoneminute.typepad.c.....n_thr.html
What if you use a lot of lube?
rim job… nipple clamps… prepuce slicer… man chowder… tits
Suzanne and Siun … the ladies in mod … backstage plotting shortsheeting Pach’s bed and stealing all his Celine CDs!
For Brandi, Sacramento, CA
Everybody, sing!
I went lurking over at freere.(i won’t link) They think Coulter makes up for the humiliation they suffer from Stewert and Colbert. wow
Came late this evening.
I would add:
Uncivil: WATB
Civil: An independent Senator from Conneticut lamenting the treatment of wounded soldiers that his warmongering created.
Rene … thanks for not linking .. I hate it when we send traffic to the other side!
Siun @ 39
Hah! I don’t have Celine CD’s.
Thank you, Pach. Can you tell I am enjoying your post this evening? Thank you for the wonderful snarkaliciousness of it and the video to go with. And for Brandi. She’s a fine girl… who just happens to be into rough anal sex.
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That’s the FCC’s Seven Deadly Words!
Siun @ 38
Pach, ya know I am a most effective searcher, if I do say so myself. Very thorough and methodical - a highly trained observer. I’ve taken a vow to make sure I get every Celine trinket you’ve got stashed away. The ticket stubs, the t-shirts…
er… what was it that Cheney said to Leahy?
Yeah, I know… But I like this version even better: whitehouse.org
TRANSCRIPT OF LONG-OVERDUE EXCHANGE BETWEEN VICE PRESIDENT DICK “CHRISTIAN VALUES ROLE MODEL” CHENEY AND RAGE-CONSUMED LIBERAL SENATOR PATRICK LEAHY
snip from that exchange:
~~ THE VICE PRESIDENT: You heard me, Vermonster. Pull that fucking hemp thong out of your gaping, maple-syrup-gushing man **** and fuck off. Asshole.
SENATOR LEAHY: Mr. Vice President – these questions need to be asked. I won’t show so much backbone as to flat-out define what Halliburton did as “war profiteering” – but between their gross overcharging of the US Government and your sponsorship of them, it would be wise to clear the air, don’t you think?
THE VICE PRESIDENT: Tell you what, Senator Fucko, let’s make a deal. If fucking Iraq starts clamoring for fucking ice cream the way it begs for fucking electricity and fucking death, then I won’t fuck you bureaucrat-style over YOUR fucking contracts to sell $50 pints of Ben & Jerry’s Mink Dung Wheatgrass Fro-Yo to those fucking dune coons. OK?” ~~
Hah! I don’t have Celine CD’s.
not anymore
REBULICIAN !
Organic George @ 49
Okay, now, there’s no need for that. There are limits, here.
(Suzanne … touche!)
Never had any. But somewhere there may be an old copy Madonna’s Ray of Light. You can have that if you want.
“We’re all fucked. I’m fucked. You’re fucked. The whole department is fucked. It’s the biggest cock-up ever and we’re all completely fucked.”
Every thing you ever wanted to know, but didn’t know where to look.
Oh hell can’t make the link work after three attempts. Look up “History of the word ‘fuck’” on wiki.
Last chance ? Fuckin’, man.
Bush is a cocksucking, motherfucking, dicksucking scumbag. Fucking shit-for-brains asshole. And Ann Coulter is a waliking, talking,stinking (xxxx). And, and…. who else ?Victoria Toensing is a fucking ugly twat. And Dick Cheney is, well…. a dick. And Tom Delay, remember him, he’s one fine mucus membrane.
mod note - you have managed to use the only word that we have agreed to always filter. Long story, short is … no c word on FDL … ever.
Junya’s General Custer Moment
Or
Is that a pancake on your face or are you just glad to see me?
After his “Longest Day” in his longest month, after interminable hours and days spent frantically scurrying for any Iraq advice from absolutely anyone throughout the halls of the Pentagon, the State Department, the Washington DC Mummers Convention, and even the White House Executive Men’s Room, Junya could avoid the inevitable no longer.
No amount of whining or tantrums would suffice, so Junya was liberally doused with “Positively Pink Passion” pancake makeup and unceremoniously shoved out in front of a camera to
make his latest excuses forexplain his all-brand-new stratergizing for The Way Forward in Iraq.The period spent blinking his beady eyes before the camera passed in a timeless blur for Junya and no amount of prompting or coaching could ever in the future tease even a fragment of memory from Junya on just what it was he promised.
And while the camera did indeed record what took place for posterity, our focus is not so much on the speech itself, but on it’s aftermath.
In a daze, Junya was unstuck from his chair before the camera and then in a Deadeye Fireman’s carry, was retired to his hideyhole, the First Family’s
bombshelterbedroom. Joining him was his better half, the alwaystranquilizedeffervescent First Lady Laura Belle, the First Court Jester Karly-boy, and his First, Last and Only cheerleader, Barney.And this then is when we join them…
Junya: Ma…please Ma…don’t make me go to school tomorrow. Those Twister Twins, Linda Joe-Bob and Sue Billy-Elvis are always givin’ me snuggies. Ah can’t never walk straight afterwards.
Laura Belle: Hush now Junya, you’s just havin’ a nightmare. Here, take another snort of this Ol’ Grandpappy so ya stop tossin’ and turnin’. Ahm tired of waking up on the floor in the mornin’.
Junya: Ma…oh Ma…do ya think mah eyes are too beady?
Laura Belle: Well Junya…ahmmm…they are your best feature!
Junya: Ma…Ma…did ya see me on TV? Ah waved at ya but nobody waved back.
Laura Belle: Ahm sure ya Mama saw ya Junya…unless Beverly Hillbillies was on. Grannie is her bestest friend, doncha know?
Junya: Ma…Ma…pull mah finger, heh heh!
Laura Belle: Ahm sorry ya Mama evah taught you that! Karl, it’s your turn.
Karly-Boy: Yes’m Mrs. Preznit. And ah’ll open the windows while ahm up.
Barney: Yip, yip…arrghhooooo!
Laura Belle: Now stop that Junya! What are we gonna say iffen Barney gets up in the mornin’ missing his tail again?
As we bid adieu to the First Family and their nocturnal doings, rest assured that the protection of this fine nation’s foremost menage is the first and only priority of “He who does not sleep”.
Stealthily creeping from pillar to armchair, from behind curtains to behind the couch, that dark, paranoid, shotgun-toting visage of The President-In-All-But-Name, Deadeye has the duty. No terrorist will ever spoil the sleep of our Prince in Pampers while Deadeye is on watch.
It is a thankless task, made evermore desolate by the sudden unexplainable night-blindness of his BFF, the darling dear Lynne of Sharp Tongue. She always enjoyed the nights of deer-shining, but seems to have lost something ever since Deadeye potted shots at that Texas lawyer-friend. Women…can’t take ‘em hunting ’cause they tend to get nervous when ya ask ‘em to fetch that birdie.
Oh well, onward Christian Soldier. Ours is not to wonder why, but to ensure that others die.
Never have so many have so few to blame.
It’s getting like Lenny Bruce’s trial years ago, in S.F. for “obscenity”.
“Well, Mr. District Attorney; what is Mr. Bruce charged with?”
“Your honor, he used the word “motherfucker” in his comic routine at a nightclub.”
“WHAT!!! You mean this motherfucker actually used the word “motherfucker” in motherfucking PUBLIC???”
Mr. Bruce, you motherfucker, what the fuck have you got to say for yourself??? Don’t bother, motherfucker; I’m gonna hang your motherfucking ass.”
(Lenny: “Pretty soon, I figured out that they really liked having a chance to say “motherfucker”. :o) :o) :o) )
Well, I see you Late Night Heathens are going to FORCE me into getting something done around here.;)
No cuss words, but I spent some time on this and wanted to share. It’s about stuff like race and empathy and learning not to be crappy to each other. (I don’t think “crappy” makes the grade as “uncivil”, does it?)
Learning not to bite
I have no fuckin’ idea.
Thanks for the invitation, Pach, but if I start cussing, I’ll end up sputtering, and that’s not good for my keyboard. Besides, the anger that I feel for what is being done to my country and the rest of the world is beyond words.
TRex @ 51
REBUTTICAN?
Links with the word “fuck” in them are in the no fly zone:(
BUTTPLUGLICANS!!
Best band-name ever.
Siun @ 43
I am sorry I should have thought of that.
Fuck-a-doodle-doo!
TRex @ 62
CONSERVASHITS?
lolo @ 62
Those guys are so sad. They’re just peeing themselves with envy.
What’s going to be awful but hilarious is when the Right Wing blogs try to ape us and pick a trial and oh, god, it’ll be funny, but terrible.
The wanking rethuglicans?
Yes. Terrible to see Babs in Louboutins.
And also funny.
!Que merda esta los Republishitsitas!
This calls for some Douglas Adams
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Many of you actually agree with the “uncivil” charge, otherwise you wouldn’t self-sensor. Think about it.
So, is everyone here tonight going to have to go to rehabilitation?
You know, in preview that spelled out FUCK in asterisks. So Wordpress is my new nemesis: the fight is joined!
::sits back and watches people who are much better at this let fly::
- Liss, The Poster Formerly Known as DreamingCrow (TPFKAD)
There is an incredibly dumb article by an “investigative” reporter at MSNBC. It seems that Hillary wrote a thesis while in college. Access was restricted to it but the content is admitted to be unremarkable. Scandalous. I am more a Hillary critic than a Hillary fan but this seems an attempt to manufacture a story where there isn’t one.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17388394/
So, since we will be civil, punaise can only say he finds Joe abhorent(very civilized word) rather than those other words he usually employs.
I can finally understand y’all.
Cheney, Bush, and their factscrotums can go felch a dead cornholed mule in the village square until their lips implode, and so can any no-neck pencil dicks that sniff their moldy piss-dewed jocks for their filthy blood money in the public discourse.
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darkblack @ 80
Mark Twain would approve of this missive.
Almost. But I won’t try again. Promise.
Evil Parallel Universe @ 81
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SAY IT LOUD! SAY IT PROUD! FUCK THE SHRUB!!
This bloke came up to me…
Renee in Ohio @ 72
Belgium!
If people quote it, I’m gonna want to fix it, and make it a perfect fuck.
Pus and maggots I say.
Also, following Adams, is this the entry for ‘Most Gratuitous Use Of The Word “Fuck” In A Serious Blog?’
(It was only ‘Belgium’ in the US edition.)
Is the video stuck for anyone else?
Evil Parallel Universe @ 87
I just put it in bold for you!!
Zarking turlingdromes.
EPU, honey, I think you need a new hobby.
I don’t know about you all but last night when punaise went ballistic with a short burst in all caps.. well, it was almost shocking.
We rabid lambs may use our share of strong words but it’s the horrendous actions of the fascist warmongering theo-wingers that instigate it.
They (fascist warmongering theo-wingers) are all a bunch of human lung biscuits.
Gnome de Plume @ 88
Boggers and snot!
Fuck it, I’m fixing it. If a mod wants to edit/dele an earlier one fine. Though the comment about self-censoring stands.
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EvilDrPuma, I think that you should restrict that sort of remark to something artistic. ;)
Pachacutec @ 90
It’s working here
Renee in Ohio @ 96
Fargin’ iceholes! Cork-sucking bastiches!
Suzanne @ 91
No.
If people quote it, I’m gonna want to fix it, and make it a perfect fuck.
There is no such thing as a perfect fuck.
damn, I really thought I wouldn’t trigger moderation with my comment.
The things we do on a Saturday night.. . . I am actually thinking of washing the dishes.
Do Not-I repeat, Do Not Spotlight this post. :)
My pearls are clutched up around my ears.
Gnome de Plume @ 102
What a filthy thought!
ReneND @ 103
Not even to Joe Lieberman?
its released now es, refresh
Well, you certainly are a foul mothed crew.
I was devastated the list of the most foul mouthed blogs didn’t include us anywhere.
You bitches have been slacking.
Pachacutec @ 107
You are one hoopy frood.
And I guess I’ve been too polite of late. I’m sorry, y’all. I letcha down.
Suzanne @ 93
Or
EPU, hobby, I think you need a new honey.
Sorry, Pachacutec. Guess we fucked up.
EvilDrPuma @ 103
Are Sen. on that list? I would actually like to spotlight to them. Not this, of course.
Evil Parallel Universe @ 78
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Pachacutec @ 107
EAT SHIT AND DIE BUTTFACE!
(HMM, is that more of what you are looking for?)