Poor, poor Melanie Morgan. She is a veritable Christian martyr. Oh, such injustices have befallen her. Such indignities she has suffered at the hands of those damn lefty bloggers. Ripley at Online Blog Integrity has the latest:
Well, it seems that KSFO Drama Queen and PR Patriot, Melanie Morgan, just can't get enough of playing the victim, and has turned her personal website into a blubbering collection of posts that let her play Damsel in Distress, hounded by dark and mysterious forces. Ooooh, high drama, indeed! So, let's have some fun with that, shall we?
Oh, do let's!
And yes, this is the same Melanie Migraine who said on the air that soon "unpleasant things will happen to a bunch of stupid liberals, and it's going to be fun to watch." Oh, Melanoma Miscarriage, it's not nearly as much fun to watch as this spectacular public meltdown you're having. Your utter lack of talent, taste, and a reason to live all seem to be catching up with you at once, and that's not just fun to watch, it's downright hi-larious, especially when you've been openly courting this particular PR cock-up for ages. Ripley calls our attention to these two clips:
Morgan and Coulter love attention from Liberals
('It makes us a bigger bullseye for the Left - and that's always a good thing')Morgan and Rodgers love to hear from Liberals
('Please keep the hate mail coming. We enjoy it immensely - We want to offend you')
Well, Mission Accomplished, you pathetic shrew. The Left has come a-calling. Hey, you invited us!
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TRex!
Hello everyone!
What can I get you all?
TeddySanFran @ 1
Nothing for me, thanks, but how about some whine and cheese for the wingnuts?
Hey Teddy, I’ve not been able to keep up with all the comments lately, did Monk ever get that big face page over to Jane before she left for DC?
Teddy!!!!
Has anybody sent word downstairs that we’re up here?
Hi TSF, if you happen to get around to it, could you add to the many comments telling Dave “I learned history from Rambo movies” Broder it it time for him to quit?
One of the losers in the weekend oratorical marathon was retired Gen. Wesley Clark, who repeatedly invoked the West Point motto of “Duty, Honor, Country,” forgetting that few in this particular audience have much experience with, or sympathy for, the military.
That got Dave “Wanker of the Day” from Atrios, and it was well deserved.
If you’ve lost In-N-Out-Burger, you’ve lost the heart and soul of California.
Good evening, everyone!
Hello, GdP — I have no word on the Monk project.
Suzanne!!!!!
Whine and cheese coming right up, LL.
TeddySanFran @ 2
An Irish Coffee with Jamisons please! Yes, whipped cream on top too!
TSF!
I’ll try a Cosmo, only, hold the cranberry and no twist. I’ll take it with a cherry and equal parts of sweet and dry vermouth and change out the vodka for bourbon, please.
So TeddySanFran, how’s life in Bagdad-by-the-Bay? I so miss Herb Caen.
Kahlua hot chocolate, please.
It’s minus 16 here and dropping fast.
TSF -
I’ll have a glass of Irish whiskey - Black Bush, if you’ve got it. Kinda damp and chilly here in the east bay with the fog rolling in and the rain on the way.
ifthethunderdontgetya @ 7
The commenters really went to town on Broderella, didn’t they? I sent emails directly to ombudsman@washpost.com; executive.editor@washingtonpost.com; and dbroder@washpost.com. Asked for an apology, and copied that long list of Democrats who’ve served and Republics who had “other priorities.”
Broder was shameful, and fundamentally misreported, according to those who attended the DNC meeting.
brb — heading for the complicated, fancy-drinks part of the backbar….
Hey everyone, I announced the impending debut of TRex on the YearlyKos Update podcast on the YKos and DKos sites today! We hit the toobz running Friday night with the first episode on the YKos website.
I’ll have a Libby on the rocks, please.
CAn we use Lowry’s Treasoned Salt with jerked salsa to stew a Melanie Migraine? don’t find many of those in the frozen food sections of the mini-marts around here so not sure how to do her up. No recipes in Betty Croker.
God it is fun when morons melt down in public.
Okay — here we go:
AZ M — real whipped cream!
jS — that WAS complicated….
PS — this’ll warm ya, I made it a double.
Peterr — doubled this one too, by the time everyone heads upstairs, who knows how long it’ll take me to re-fresh ya, laddie.
i’d have ta think, that linking to the whole 3-hour xtra-special broadcast might not be, ya know, ‘fair use’. Better turn this one over to blogicalthought for its expert legal opinion on the matter.
Valley Girl @ 17
When it says LIBBY, LIBBY, LIBBY on the LABEL, LABEL, LABEL you will LIKE IT, LIKE IT, LIKE IT squirming as much as it is ABLE, ABLE, ABLE…on ice!
Valley Girl @ 17
What, you don’t want bitters in your drink?
Methinks the mysticeral magicifercatin’ fairy President has been up to some devious deviltry.
…Sic ‘em, Pope Rex!
;>)
VG — we call that a Twisted Scooter here on the left coast.
‘ere, milady!
UptownNYChick @ 19
Speaking of meltdowns, didja hear about the diaper-clad astronaut that drove from TX to FL to stalk a fellow astronaut? You know shes gonna turn out to be a Republican.
As long as we have it, free speech will beat these idiots everytime. God bless (or Flying Spaghetti Monster bless) the people of FDL to expose the hypocrisy with honor and hope. It is amazing that people that work at KSFO rely on the 1st Ammendment for their food, will falsely claim “censorship” and “comments taken out of context” to spew their vile crap. I actually support their right to spew it and our right to expose it. They just want to quash our right to expose it. Damn I’m angry……..
TeddySanFran @ 20
If it would make things easier on you, you could just leave the bottle right here by me . . .
fini- please keep me posted via email. ‘nuf said for now, I hope.
‘ello, darkblack, what’s yer poison tonite?
Damn TSF, you are fast! Hey, those were great photos of the Queen Mary coming into the bay.
TeddySanFran @ 20
Hey, this tastes like a perfect bourbon Manhattan…mmmm. See,I knew I’d like Cosmos!
Thanks Teddy!
Fini FiniTOOBZ! @ 26
Of course she will! ;-)
TSF @ 14, thanks, I meant to post the link, and spaced it. Doh!
PNAC is also a good source of war lovers with other personal priorities.
Fini FiniTOOBZ! @ 26
that diaper detail was so bizarre it made me cringe
Dear 60-foot therapod,
if you get hungry on your way back to Athens, feel free to stop in Chapel Hill, North Carolina for a tasty late-night snack. We Dukies won’t mind if you eat some Carolina basketball players the night before the game.
Go Devils!
P.S. TSF, you can serve me anything, as long as it’s not light blue.
Valley Girl @ 29
Absolutely…I’ll send you an email later to update you on the discussions I’ve had.
TeddySanFran @ 2
With stories like this popping up today, I’d say a spittoon would be in order.
(The operative word is “convinced,” of course. Because those of us on the other side of the Jeebus Barrier have our own term for “three weeks of intensive counseling.” It starts with a “b-,” ends with an “-ing,” and has “rainwash” in between.)
Remember, it’s not homosexuality or bisexuality if you’re just “acting out.”
Here’s a good getting-to-know-you question for you Firepups: when did you decide
you were too mature to “act out,” and how many ministers had to “intensively counsel” you to get you through this process of maturation?
Appleton’s and shaved ice, s’il vous plait, TSF.
…And how is everybody this evening?
TeddySanFran @ 25
Brilliant, TSF. I was thinking that we needed to come up with a bunch of new cocktails for the occasion. Twisted Scooter had me LOL.
Hey I’m so late to the party I’m still thinking about Darkblack. I didn’t know that he/she had a blog. Wahoo! I love Darkblack. Bookmark that one.
And T-Rex, I do not envy you having to leave the Scene of the [recreation and dissection of] the Crime and go back to work. What a rush to be in DC and listening to the trial. The analogy about ice cores is so right on. It is spelunking the crime scene that is the Bush Administration.
Hey TSF,
How is the Haggard the Horrible story playing out around Frisco?
TeddySanFran @
14
oooooo, what Oliver Willis said ……….
i get the feeling that he thinks broder is, maybe, not honest?
burnspbesq @ 36
Is Lance Thomas getting any run down there lately? Great kid, not so sure he was an ACC player, but I really wish he’d do well.
When Aravosis was on Paula Zahn’s show tonite to discuss the Snickers Ad — and then also Ted Haggard — John had the funniest look on his face during the Ted Haggard segment when Paula turned to him and asked, “Now, you came out, didn’t you?”
I want her to ask Anderson Cooper the same question.
AZ Matt @ 42
I’m going to guess that if they’re having a nice big laugh about it. I know I am.
LoudounLib @ 33
I’m gonna bet Libertarian. A republican would just foul herself, sans diaper.
AZ Matt @ 42
We are still too absorbed in our Mayor’s Little Drama to pay much attention to preachers who stray (and then stray back!)
Well I love you too, Susan in Iowa
;>)
Kooky white wimmin’ in Texas are running ’round in diapers and cheatin’ on their man…
While in crazy San Francisco a brave man lost his life trying to save his wife and children from a horrible blizzard.
San Francisco values meets the Texas “heartland” and kicks some serious ass.
-GSD
Wow, I can’t stop laughing….bravo! Nice work!
Before you get too down on Melanie, here’s a little nugget from last October, when the SF Chronicle did a feature on Melanie:
In other words, it seems that MM might like to see Libby, Cheney, and Rove sharing a little gas filled room, courtesy of the US Department of Justice.
I wonder if any of her callers have asked her about that. Oh, Spocko . . .
UptownNYChick @ 44
Lance is starting to get it. He’s played very well recently. He just needs to stay out of foul trouble. Which will be difficult tomorrow night if he has to guard Wright without much help.
darkblack @ 49
be still, my aged heart..
fahrender — the heck with honest, I’m not sure Broderella was even there! Based on the sheer number of commenters at WaPoO who’ve sharply challenged his version of events, I think David will have to address the issue.
Haggard’s conversion back to the right way of life was accomplished with a three week long prayer circle. . . . jerk.
Valley Girl @ 40
and, as it’s sometimes called, the “Bendover” …….
[shaving ice furiously]
TeddySanFran @ 48
You know, I haven’t read the stories on that but do know he was straying around and is headed to rehab for it. (LOL) But Rev. Ted Miracle Cure offers hope for millions. I wonder if Darth Cheney will send Mary to Colorado Springs?
since you ask, like we do it in Texas…. straight up tequila (1800 or Patron silver) with a bit of lime….several of these, if you need it….
I understand that it might sound a bit much for a Tuesday night, but what with all that’s going on (Gov. Goodhair Perry m(oan)dated that preteen girls get a vaccination that would prevent cervical cancer?!!!!) [first state in the nation- might he have heard the drumbeats for progressiveness?] Good for him, but oh Gawd! the wingnuts say- they’ll just have s*x as soon as they walk out of the door of the clinic!
Drink up. It’s gonna be an interesting ride to rationality…..
burnspbesq
Good. Lance is a really good kid. I hope it works out for him there.
TeddySan Fran - Say hello to my little grown up peanut in SF - she’s the short blonde feisty one.
Mary McCurnin @
56
We knew this story would have a happy ending.
-GSD
Haggard may have strayed back, but I doubt they’ll be letting him near the collection plates anytime soon.
TeddySanFran @ 58
I tried making shaved ice once, but it tasted funny… maybe I didn’t get all the lather off.
darkblack @ 24
Great! The Wizerd of Aaaaaagggghhhhh.
Jeesh, Teddy, you got the Mayor Newsom flap plus the pending announcement of Weiner-Savage for President.
Too much fun.
-GSD
stibbert @ 64
And they won’t let him touch the staff of life.
postmodernista @ 60
But didn’t I read that the vax manufacturer, Merck, is a big contributor to Governor HairDo? So he’s in trouble with the fundies and the good-government folks as well?
johnSwifty @ 47
Nah, I know Libertarians, I used to be one, the Libertarians already foul themselves with no diaper as it is. Only a Republican would think to grab Depends on the way - they wouldn’t want to soil the seats of the Infiniti.
GSD @ 63
Yes, that is so Disney… .
Darkblack, where are you? Just curious.
How ’bout a drink called a Sealed Indictment? It’s a layered drink, pour any fatty apertife over the back of a spoon and suspend between two layers of reality.
stibbert @ 64
but will they let him teach the 15 to 17 year old boys Sunday School class?
Mary McCurnin @ 68
Nope, he has to leave the business and the state, according to his preacher pals. Nice for his kids, eh? Uprooting them in the middle of their young lives to move to Missouri or Iowa….
TSF, as a chaser, I’ll have a Fitzgerald, neat. Thanks.
As long as we’re talkin’ about morally repugnant media shills for the Rethuglican party line, here’s the comment I sent David Broder this evening about his insult to Democrats and Wesley Clark:
Nah, I know Libertarians, I used to be one, the Libertarians already foul themselves with no diaper as it is. Only a Republican would think to grab Depends on the way - they wouldn’t want to soil the seats of the Infiniti.
Preserve the merch at all costs!
TeddySanFran @ 58
Don’t bother for me. JTS Brown. No ice, no glass.
TeddySanFran @ 69
oh yes, I believe that he is in such trouble, but that he’d get out there so far without provocation is unbelievable. Was born and raised in Texas, and i can’t quite fathom it….
fahrender @ 74
He definately won’t be able to preach on the second coming.
-GSD
Did anyone see Jim Webb’s speech on the floor today?
Brilliant.
His money line is: This is not supporting the troops. This is misusing the troops.
I love that line. The Dems should make it their comeback to Bush, Lieberman and McCain’s surge plan.
Valley Girl @ 76
get in line, miss! he sure is neat, ain’t he?
TeddySanFran @ 75
My money is on a move to South Beach or LA.
fahrender @ 74
He will have to convert to catholicism for that.
(sorry, a recovering catholic here)
Susan in Iowa @ 72
In a fixed orbit outside of the CONUS, at the moment.
TeddySanFran @ 75
Speaking on behalf of Iowa, we don’t want his kind around here. (You know…the Fake Straight Guys for Jeebus kind.)
Fini FiniTOOBZ! @ 70
See how liberals have it all over those bozos. With the floor of the ‘68 Super Beetle all rotted out, I can just pee right through! Wooo Hooo!
TeddySanFran @
20
You’ve won my heart! Everything’s better doubled. Just ask the house spaniels….
Fabulous post. It reads like TRex turned up the stereo, way up, before leaving his apartment. Rock and Roll mighty theropod. And he left TSF, the host with the most behind an open bar!
Grand Marnier, neat please.
LoudounLib @ 78
LOL exactly!
Once RevTed and MrsTed get set up with their Masters degrees in Psychology, I’m sure they’ll have a nice little ex-gay scam going real quick.
Oh — here’s the bottled water, cranberry juice, and not-real-beer for the rest of y’all. Didn’t mean to leave our Mayor and his pals out of the party….
UptownNYChick @ 82
Russ Feingold and Jim Webb are definitely the new leaders of the Democratic Party. Period.
Mary @ 68, that was a good one!
I always felt sorry for that maroon’s wife.
Teddy, you’re the best. Could I have a Special Dispensation with Alps? (Irish Coffee with a shot of chocolate and a mountain of whipped cream)
By the way TRex, that poor baby looks so miserable…..
-GSD
fahrender @ 93
And Webb is my senator :-)
ES, AR — GM, very neat.
And crank the stereo to 11, wouldja please, hon?
johnSwifty @ 88
back in the day ……
one of the differences cited between Democrats and Republicans:
A Republican never pisses in the shower.
Good thoughts going to Mrs. K8. My lesson of late is to always look forward. And let others help
On another note altogether, I had heard this morning about the astronaut being arraigned and then charged with attempted murder. I did not heard about any diapers however. What is with that????? I must have missed that part of the story.
Oh never mind … the story would just cause me terrible dreams, so forget it. Ummm, Astronaut and the diapers …
.
johnSwifty @ 88
You know how you can tell who the Libertarian is at the debate? He’s the one arguing for an unfettered free market asking you for a ride home because he missed his bus.
Teddy -
This bunch is starting to run up quite a bar tab, perhaps they ought to lay some plastic on the Donate on button upper right of the page.
Lindy @ 95
Whipping as hard as I can (where’s Reverend Haggard when you really need him to lend a hand, anyway?)
Even Gallup has Chimpy in the tank.
Poor George, he can’t help it, he was born with a silver spoon in his nose.
-GSD
TeddySanFran @ 92
The heck with the degrees, all they’ll need to do is watch a rerun of tonight’s episode of Boston Legal. Karma timing!
LoudounLib @ 97
I am very envious of you. I am becoming a huge fan of Webb’s. I have even begun reading his books.
I have a dream he will run into Lieberman in a dark alley soon…
LoudounLib @ 97
i slipped his campaign a benjamin last october. and damned proud of it.