I don't get it. John Bolton seems to have tons of time to talk with Pamela Atlas, but he doesn't want to talk to Taylor Marsh. Taylor put in a request for an interview, and was told that Disco Bolton "hadn't given many interviews to bloggers" and probably wouldn't be granting one to her.
Says Scott T. Paul over at TPM Cafe:
As far as I can tell, Bolton has interviewed with one blog, and that is Atlas Shrugs, which Bolton considers a "news publication" and whose author he considers a "journalist." Here's what Atlas Shrugs has to say about Islam: "the Quran, is a document of exclusion, hatred and violence that shapes the Muslim's thinking and behaving. This stone-age document is optimally suited for people of stunted development."
That's not offensive enough? How about this: "All the excuses, grievances and reasons given for savagery of the jihadists and Islamofascists are side issues. It is Islam, dummy. It is Islam itself. Get it?"
Inquiring minds want to know why Bolton granted Pamela Oshry an exclusive interview, elevating her from the most obscure and lunatic corner of the blogosphere into the public eye. Ambassador Bolton, are these your beliefs too, or did you sit for this interview because it would rile up the base and help your confirmation chances? Senators, citizens, and the international community will want to know.
I'm guessing any Bolton interview request would probably be aided by enough martinis to render one unconscious and face down in the crotchless panty bin at the Pleasure Chest, although I don't know that for a fact. But as a veteran of Plato's Retreat, Disco Bolton appears to have a thing for horizontal journalism -- a route some are obviously more willing to take than others.
Sadly, Taylor is probably SOL. But it should be interesting to watch an unprofessional blogger like herself compete with the high standards of, you know, the pros.
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Kafkaesque.
Oh, snark, thy name is beautious in my heart!
Meanwhile, in another corner of the TPM Cafe — Jane’s phraseology is embraced by Sid Blumenthal:
Emphasis mine.
I don’t know where Pam lives but I would be happy to help her find a meeting.
Holes in the ozone the size of Brazil
Barges of trash in the chewable breeze
Pools of industrial wasteland pat
Sulfur dioxide dissolving the trees
Pretty soon it will all end with a boom
Why am I painting the living room?
I have the whole day off
Cause it’s a Saturday
There is a bluegrass band
Somewhere along the bay
Look at the lilacs bloom
Why am I painting the living room?
A pinhead evangelist pays for his sin
With a five dollar fine for a black collar crime
Kingpins of industry knowingly nod
Just like Lake Erie they’re 12% slime
They wink at the president too I assume
And here I am painting the living room
I hear the bluebird sing
Don’t let the day go by
Look at the blossoms blow
Over the blue blue sky
All with a wild perfume
And here I am painting the living room
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From a message board of protest songs.
http://williamgibsonboard.com/.....8071092952
Priceless imagery.
Wouldn’t want to be faced with anything but softballs, would he?
Things are really getting ‘bizzarro’. We have Joe Scarborough saying: “But when America is fighting a global war on terror where the battle is for hearts and minds instead of beachheads and landing strips, we need a leader [not Bush] who can explain to friend and foe alike why America is in Iraq, why we keep sending arms to Israel and why liberal democracy is preferable…” (brackets are mine)
I’ll say it again: moustache rides.
I’m assuming that Pam’s interview request included something along the lines of “I’ll let you touch them.”
Batlass Meshuggenah got the scoop because Ten-Story John gave her a big pearl necklace.
Sorry no graphic for that mental pic, wingers…How about this, instead?
;>)
Unbelievable as it sounds, there is a clown out there deserving of even less attention than Ann Coulter — Atlas Shrugs. Why on earth do you do it?
tommy yum @ 9
darkblack @ 11
Luckily I had a towel over the keyboard because I have learned from past mistakes. Unlike W.
Time for me to do my monthly slog to SoPas thru the divine getaway nite rush-hour traffic. But at least I’ll be laughing all the way on that punchline. Bravo!
Bustednuckles @ 6
I dunno…it has a bit of an “H.P. Lovecraft meets Ralph Bakshi” vibe for me.
But what does Pam have to say about Jon-Benet Ramsey? THAT’S the story of the hour!
Atlas shrugged and John Bolted.
I’ve just been catching up on my Lebanon reading and I’m wondering, during the last 30 days, is there a way to figure out whether GWB recruited more terrorists for al-Qaeda or for Hezbollah?
Right now I’d vote for Hagel over Hilary.
I don’t know. Those two deserve each other.
David Ehrenstein @ 16
She plans to blame the Arabs to the tune of “Funkytown”.
Super OT - I was trying to figure out where the Russell Tice thing is, but not coming up with anything. He was subpoened for the first week in August, but then I think his attorney got that rescheduled. Don’t know much after that. Anybody else?
What everyone else has said.
I can’t stomach those constant replays of JonBenet beauty pageant photos another second. They are so incredibly creepy. The whole freakin’ situation is creepy.
I would hold my nose and vote for Hillary rather than Hagel. He says many things that sound good but he always votes with Bush. Though not a neocon, he is very conservative. The real issue for 2006 and beyond is whether you want your government controlled by evangelicals and neocons or not.
“face down in the crotchless panty bin…” Or, peering up from under the out-house. Is this what they call subtle commentary? If so, I jus’ dooo luv it.
How big a bounce did this vlogging get for Bolton? I mean, really. I can only watch 11 seconds and I give up. I don’t get it.
Oklahoma kiddo @ 26
There were no cuss words, so I’m pretty sure it qualifies as civil.
Well, it is Friday, and we all need to have a little, irony-tinged chuckle. As absurdist theater it is pretty hard to beat. Who could make this stuff up?
ccmask @ 27
What… kind of bouncing are we talking about?
Eli @ 20
Fear the pammytocracy!
P.S. This was on page 20 or something yesterday…shrieking harpy is working!
florida mom 4 — um yeah
Exactly Eli. lol
bk @ 25
Holy crap! What a choice!!!
bk @ 25
What you say is true. And when push comes to shove I would vote for Hill too. But on the most pressing problem, in my view, that of Iraq, which perhaps enjoins planet survival, I much prefer Hagel’s position.
This is but another example of the fact that water (or sewage) will always seek its own level.
FDL has had George Soros, and will have John Dean. That’s a pretty distinguished list. FDL should ask Bolton for an interview with a few reader questions thrown in, just for fun. Probably have to moderate and screen questions, but FDL crowd is pretty civilized. I think you should consider asking him.
Why not both on a unity ticket?
Jane! Once again TKO! This is the article for my first spotlight and I’m sending it to my congress people as well. Why aren’t any of our congress concerned about this? If there was any doubt our government is run by stupid frat boys, this “interview” proves it. You know, I just kept thinking “jees, get a room…”.
immanentize @ 39
How about neither on a sanity clause?
Jane Hamsher @ 33
I cannot wait until all these Rebuplican values come home to roost. Then we can endlessly go to the video tape.
I am sickened and disheartened after my two phone calls today to Sen. Bill Nelson’s office. I swear to all of you I was channelling my inner Daniel Berrigan and never raised my voice once. Matt in the Orlando office was becoming overwrought with our conversation and kept repeatedly yelling at me “Why does it matter?” (if Nelson endorses Lamont?)
Am suddenly struck with reality that Sen. Nelson is a Democrat in George W. Bush clothing and am having an interesting night (first night without my little kiddlets all summer so it should have been some breakout time for Momma…not).
Well, at least I have FDL as an island of refuge to swim to in the sea of insanity.
So, I have to ask this:
Has anyone ever, in her entire life, told Pamela: “You’re really not *that* attractive. Or clever.”?
I hadn’t considered the Plato’s Retreat angle before. It’s as logical an explanation as any.
Eli @ 43
Yes but Pam demanded a recount and stole the election like all good Republicans do.
Our fire situation is much better today. All but three evacuated subdivisions have reopened, and while the fire is burning in several places on the mountain, tremendous firefighting efforts and aerial support, good weather, and all the great karma sent our way kept the fire from creating an unbelievable disaster.
Thank you all, and please send that great karma onto other areas that are still battling blazes.
Eli @ 4:24 pm (#43) - Has anyone ever, in her entire life, told Pamela: “You’re really not *that* attractive. Or clever.”?
In order: probably not, and almost certainly.
Of course, that’s just my opinion, and I could be wrong ;)
Kos, Atrios, and Jane all get lots of adulation from their fans, but I never see *them* making total asses of themselves in front of a camera, much less think that they’re the world’s greatest entertainer while doing so…
I thought Bolton only went to Plato’s for the swimming?
Cujo359 @ 47
Pamela and Dubya are, IMO, two glaring examples of what happens when someone’s ego is stroked without merit their entire life, without ever getting a dose of harsh reality as to their true merit.
I regularly launch pre-emptive strikes on mine so no-one else has to.
meta @ 24
And as the parent of a daughter, what I find particularly “creepy” is that a mother would want her six year old child in these so called beauty spectacles. This action by this child’s mother may have actually contributed to this little girl’s demise. Disgraceful. And so very unnecessary. I think.
immanentize @ 39
I’m thinking Pam felt just like this when Bolton answered her first question.
Ok, well, maybe not JUST like this. *g*
BTW Imman - Notice what color tie our AG picked to explain how legal the wiretap program is and how many lives have been saved by surveilling bareback.
ya’ know - I think this yellow tie lie thing might have legs!
I’m sorry to say that this comment is far more “on topic” than I would like it to be, Ramesh Ponnuru is on Jim Leherer’s NewsHour, substituting for
the spectacularly stupidDavid Brooks.Hilda @ 46
Will do, but still sending some your way too.
Hm. I’ve just started processing photos of sea lions from my vacation, and there is a definite… resemblance.
John Casper @ 54
You know what Gonzales taught me - that I CAN be forced to wish we still had Ashcroft as AG.
Now I’m learning my Brooks lesson.
Life sux.
Eli @ 56
He is the egg man. He is the walrus. Goo goo ga joob.
Eli @ 56
Had foolishly removed towel from keyboard. Hope that passion fruit tea is non-staining. STOOOOOOOOOP. Can’t. Stop. Laughing..
help
This yellow tie thing…some kind of signal to their minions?
Atlas interviewing Bolton…..
There are so many boobs in this picture that I’m confused as to which boob was doing what.
ironranger @ 60
No, just an attempt to divert attention from the yellow streak on the other side.
Hilda, that’s fantastic news. Bravo. I hope you are doing well.
ccmask @
49
Yeah, with the Coney Island whitefish
;>)
Can I just say how sorry I feel for the fish in Pam’s tank? Take that as you will.
“Now I’m learning my Brooks lesson.”
Yeah, I just used Spotlight to send this post to ten of the TM’s Foreign Policy types in hope that it will get their attention
, all four seconds of it,them. IMO, this is extremely newsworthy to them.“…. unconscious and face down in the crotchless panty bin at the Pleasure Chest…”
Well now, what do I tell my kids I was laughing at?
They really REALLY want to know. ;) hahaha
What I’m sayin’.
(I have much better pics, but I haven’t gotten to them yet)
wesgpc’s votinglinks @
38
Just one problem: you have to have published a book to get an invitation to the Book Salon. So far as I can tell (via Amazon as well as Barnes and Noble), The ‘Stash hasn’t published anything.
Of course, there’s all that stuff he’s tried to get through the reviewers on the 7th floor of the State Department, but even they won’t let it see the light of day without some serious reworking. Maybe if he sent it to one of those Wingnut Welfare Publishing Houses, they’d put it out there for him.
In an article in Haaretz today, Amir Oren more or less in passing relates that according to Israel’s military itself its second highest priority in the North (after ensuring tranquility in the area by avoiding escalation) was before the present crisis to prevent abductions. He says that Israel knew that abduction was a danger because the head of Hezbollah Hassan Nasrallah had made public announcements to that effect. Moreover, after the abduction of Gilad Shalit in the South at the border with Gaza, Israel troops were put on the highest alert to prevent abductions elsewhere. This high alert status was eventually cancelled and two days later Hezbollah having no doubt listened in to all of this struck and abducted the two Israeli soldiers.
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/751931.html
Also in an article from FAIR cited by Juan Cole, the recent triggers of the conflict are traced back to the car bomb assassination on May 26, 2006 in Sidon of Mahmoud Rafeh a senior member of Islamic Jihad an extremist Palestinian organization allied to Hezbollah. Although Israel denied participation, it was speculated even in the Israeli press that the Mossad had been involved. Two days later Hezbollah responded with rocket attacks which were met by Israel bombing. This tit for tat escalated into what Udi Adam the head of Israel’s Northern command at the time called “the harshest and most severe since the withdrawal” from Lebanon in 2000.
http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=2928
A month and a half later on July 12, 2006 with Israel distracted in Gaza, Hezbollah struck again and the Israelis retaliated massively.
What is important about these two articles is that they show that the Hezbollah ambush was not, as was frequently reported in the world press, some perfidious attack that came out of the blue but was part of recent and ongoing hostilities between Israel and Hezbollah and that the Israelis were well aware that abduction was a stated goal of Hezbollah. This is not meant to be in any sense a defense of Hezbollah (which in many ways is a repellent organization) but rather to debunk the notion that the Hezbollah ambush was unprovoked and a surprise legitimizing Israel’s disproportionate response.
Margot @ 68
I would just say “Underpants are funny” and leave it at that.
Of course, I don’t have kids…
Can she fly with those gel filled things on her chest?
Eli @ 4:32 pm (#51) - I’ve known a couple of women like that, and in both cases at some point felt the need to explain that they weren’t as bright as they thought they were. I’m quite sure they shrugged it off and went on with their lives. My guess is that there were always enough guys around who were willing to hang on their every word that it they could discount the few who didn’t.
Eli — I actually *did* wind up driving through Pittsburgh today, if I’d had your phone # I would’ve called & the poodles would’ve taken you to coffee.
Now we are in Toledo and they are very sleepy. Fiona wore them out.
Eli @ 78
Gosh I hope I made it and honored your photography all at once. I know I ruined Matt in Senator Nelson’s Orlando office so I’d like to stick to only one person a day. Please be happy and honored.
It is my fault for giving birth to 10lb 3oz baby Democrats and not working out afterwards. Oops.
I just tried a LexisNexis search to see if the Pammy Blotlon interview had turned up anywhere except for the blogs. Appears not, but if anyone know otherwise, I’d like the info. Thx.
Jane Hamsher @ 75
D’oh!!! I’ll have to give you my number the next time there’s a chance of you passing through.
Actually, if you had waited a day you could have come to the Drinking Liberally picnic…
Hope you are happy. I peed myself laughing. At least it wasn’t on the keyboard.
You’ve either made my day or ruined it.
Yellow is the appropriate color..Does Bolten wear a yellow tie, after all he isn’t brave enough to grant an interview to anyone but a fan.
Mary, the very first thing I noticed when Abu walked out for the presser was that tie. Your theory is money.
Cujo359 @ 74
I fear you are probably correct. Anyone who doesn’t think they’re brilliant and alluring must be gay.
Hugh — last night Jon Stewart was discussing the rebuilding of southern Lebanon and the speedy aid Hezbollah was giving. He quipped “Hezbollah may be a ragtag, radical, militant terrorist organization but at least it isn’t FEMA !”
and the beret was starting to make people talk
LOL -
Julian Sanchez on Bush’s diary on existentialism. At 8/11, I laughed out loud. Then not so much. Maybe he’ll do Pam’s post-Bolten diary on Exitsincewhenism’s.
Mary- perhaps you need to do a late nite about yellow ties. This is indeed a fascinating topic, that continues to illuminate. ;)
*ilson46201 @ 83
Doesn’t Palestine have FEMAS?
Valley Girl @ 85
This is a bit off-point, but one of my favorite Bizarro cartoons shows a guy wearing a tie that says “I’LL GRIND YOU INTO THE DIRT YOU SLIMY RODENT”, and a coworker commenting, “That’s some power tie, MacGuff.”
Peterr: what theological school and when?
I’ll give my resume if you give yours.
Eli @ 78
I hope I made it and honored your photography.
I only like to offend one person per day and Matt in Sen. Nelson’s office takes today’s prize. Please be happy and honored.
It is my fault for giving birth to a 10lb 3oz baby Democrat and not working out afterwards.
meta @ 80
I’m not above admitting it was more a hard life lesson learned than a theory formulated by objective observation. *g*
I have another one involving men who work the term “basis points” into conversation more than 100 times before getting to “how was your day” - lifetested as well. ;)
crotchless panty bin laden, determined to strike U.S.
The Israeli government and the Bush administration will reap what it has sown. The part that makes me so angry is, so will the rest of us, who wanted no part of this Middle East nightmare.
Jane,
This is per the previous biodiesel thread where there was IMO a lot of well-intentioned but incomplete information. I live in Asheville NC where there is a local ‘biodiesel reactor’ that through the process of transesterification converts waste vegetable oil from restaurants to a low-emissions/low-smell diesel product. It is true that we are temporarily set-back by the low -sulphur rules for 2007 (even tho biodiesel is much lower than diesel). I run a 2006 VW Jetta TDI on biodiesel with better mileage and no smell!
Ive attached some links so you can decide for yourself.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biodiesel
http://www.biofuels.coop/coop.shtml
http://www.blueridgebiofuels.com/
http://forums.biodieselnow.com/default.asp
GOOD LUCK!
Thanks, Florida Mom. I think I’m closing in on the high-quality seal photos…
“Mary- perhaps you need to do a late nite about yellow ties.”
IMHO, anyone who wanted to, could simply hook together a few of Mary’s comments. Her comments more than withstand the test of time and are almost always laced highly nuanced humor.
Okay. Am off to enjoy a night free of family. Peace be with all of you and I’ll see you tomorrow.
PS Love family but we all deserve a night with just the dog and cats and chocolate.
PSS Sorry again about Florida. I married into it. Ya know what I mean?
I already have studied with the Jesuits…first woman, nonpriest ever,…back in the day…
Mary @56 and meta @64,
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
About ten buildings on the mountain have been lost at this point. Smoke has cleared from the city (below the mountain), and there are plumes of smokes still visible. People feared the worst would happen because of so many dead trees on the mountain and six years of drought, but life is back to normal for most of us.
Eli @ 92
Thanks for the heads up. I will use the restroom and cover the keyboard before I look. Ciao.
JC- Mary is so Contrary when it comes to getting her to do articles. Perhaps she and TRex could hook up on the “yellow tie issue”. ;)
Mary, now I’m wondering about the shoes.
Hilda- sorry I haven’t been following your travails- but, where are you, and do you have a link to a general story? I’ve been through a few natural disasters, and people who aren’t there, on the ground find it hard to understand the devastation. Thx. xoo
John Casper @ 54 and Mary @ 58
It was amazing to see how minimalist Ponnuru was forced to be in order to “achieve” his conservative slant in a meaningful way. Of course, despite mentioning that the Washington “dinner circuit” was catching up with the country on Iraq, Mark Shields was unable to speak the truth about Allen’s absolute long term connection to the vulgarity he so easily used on the Webb cameraman.
Disgusting, but we have to keep leading that tired old horse to the well…
Mary @ 4:55 pm (#90) - I didn’t even know what “basis points” were. Perhaps I should say, I know what the mathematics are, I just never knew that anyone felt the need for another buzzword for percentage yield.
Talk about stocks and so forth just aggrevates me. It’s all easy to understand when people stop using buzzwords. Anyone who did well in high school algebra can handle the mathematics.
I can only be happy for that report, Hilda. I’ve been hoping for the best for you always during this frightening time. I will follow your further reports…my heart is with you always.
VG - I don’t know if this is the right kind of illumination, but some of my initial determinations about yellow ties were corroborated very late late late at night and they also involved someone with earrings that flashed on and off.
I’m hoping the earrings didn’t belong to TRex.
Jane, I think my comment got EPUd from the Biodiesel thread, since it was #301…:
Ask someone who knows a lot about biodiesel: Peter Goldmark, is running for Congress in the 5th District of Washington State. That’s the eastern and north-eastern-most part of the state. Dr. Goldmark has a PhD in molecular biology, post-doctoral fellowship in neurobiology, and actively ranches on the family ranch in Okanogan County. He knows about biofuels…and has a diary up RIGHT NOW at dKos. He’s answering questions.
Tee Rex, flashing earrings, yaller ties…
Must.hold.back, keyboard will swamp…
MARY!!!
John Edwards on with Sam Seder right now endorsing Ned. ;)
Valley Girl @ 100,
Best links are:
http://www.cityofcasper.com/
http://www.casperstartribune.com/
Thanks for the good wishes, marily @ 103!
I wonder is she keeps that fish tank to blame for the aroma of dead tuna?
Eli @
30
I believe the correct slang term for that is “badonka donk donk.”
Mary- huh? I don’t think TRex wears earrings. At least he didn’t when he was in CT blogging for FDL, whatever impression he may have given in his discussion about packing. So, really, if you don’t want to write a late nite yourself, I think that you and TRex should team up. Yellow ties to seem to be a topic for the ages, much like TRex’s cat threads. TRex is brilliant, and so are you, so I suggest that you combine forces on the yellow tie issue. I mean, TRex does yeoman duty for FDL, and I know that he’s full of great ideas, but perhaps he’d appreciate being able to cruise through a late night post sans writng angst. ;)
Sorry gang, that one was just too easy.
Edwards: “The voters spoke and Joe lost. We have to respect the peoples’ votes… that’s democracy.”
Not exactly these, but close
Under my “it could be worse” theme, (Gonzales v. Ashcroft, Ramesh v. Brooks), if Pam is the other option, I’m going to hope they did belong to TRex.
Hilda- thanks for the links. Best wishes and best hopes.
Dead tuna? I think we get the drift.
I usually follow the comments well enough to figure out what recurring themes are about, but I have to admit to being utterly clueless about the significance of Mary’s yellow tie thing….
I’m starting off with gutter balls.
VG @ 112 - I know TRex doesn’t wear earrings, or at least not in his promo pics *g*
It just hit me right at the time. My stream of consciousness intohead/outofmouth is why edit cells were added to most brains. Unfortunately, some of of us didn’t get the javascript to go with them.
The nonfunctional is almost always the most alluring.
Hmmmm, I think I just penned a metaphor for Pam, but I may just be dazzled by the blinking earring gif.
punaise!!!! omigod, where have you been? The Mary Yellow Tie thing has been here for weeks!!! ;)
*ilson46201,
Hezbollah’s interest in rebuilding is good politics but it also hits them where they live, literately. Many of the Hezbollah fighters live south of the Litani and they are part and parcel of the people who live there. This is one reason they were so effective. They were fighting on their home turf. The idea that they were somehow going to be moved north of the Litani was always a nonstarter. It’s not where they live.
Edwards: “We (the dems) will keep this country safe without scaring people to death, and we’ll do it while respecting the constitution.”